My first 4:30 class and boy what a shock that was! Fortunately the air conditioning was blasting because I am not sure I make it through the workout with a power heat level. The first thing that gets said when I find my ass on my mat is that someone has requested we work the abs tonight. Great! I love core work! Helps me drink more without getting noticeably fatter! In fact the entire class seemed to be dedicated to core strength, hip opening, and balance postures. This seemed like the perfect class for me due to my flabby core, my impossibly tight hips, and my utter lack of balance. In reality it was actually a great class. I had a blast. I worked hard, I sweat a lot, and I felt quite a bit like I was run over by a truck.
Instructor: Toby
Pain level: Yellow
Highlight of the class: Toby telling me she will remember my name because I was the only guy in the class. That's right, there was upwards of an entire penis in that class!
Favorite pose: Oblique crunches. Anything to make my love handles stronger.
Least favorite pose: Virabhadrasana III (warrior III). Listen fuckers, I cannot get into this pose and you cannot make me!
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